Sunday, 3 July 2016

PROHIBITION OF STREET HAWKING IN LAGOS STATE: NIGERIANS REACT!


The Lagos State Government on Friday began the clampdown on activities of street traders and hawkers. The announcement was made by the State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi Ambode who said the enforcement is in line with Section One of the Lagos State Street Trading and Illegal Market Prohibition Law 2003 which restricts street trading and hawking in the metropolis.

The pronouncement, which came apparently after an incident that occurred in the State when a hawker was trying to evade arrest from the Officials of the kick Against Indiscipline (KAI) and got knocked down by an oncoming vehicle, has generated  so much controversies and this has got a lot of citizens of the State and even those outside the State talking. 

As the saying goes, "there are two sides to a coin". While some have been solidly against the total prohibition of street hawking and trading in the metropolis, some have also shared the Governor's concern.

Let's read from some of those who have said something on the issue; 



"Whichever way we try to rationalize it, street hawking can never be a good thing. Just as many have been sponsored to school from financial proceeds of street hawking, we also have many, who have lost their lives after been attacked by armed robbers disguised as street hawkers. I appreciate that many of the street hawkers are victims of Nigeria's economic woes. However tacit endorsement of this act cannot in anyway be justified. Two wrongs don't make a right. Are we saying that because the economy is so bad and many have resorted to illegal business activity, then the govt should fold its hands and allow illegality to perpetuate? This is not the time for emotional sentiments. Engaging in an illegal activity in order to make ends meet cannot be an excuse for govt not to take action." 
                                       - Je N'Wi Temi

There is plan by the government to make the State a cosmopolitan City. Hence, security will be topmost on their agenda and therefore it is okay because some unscrupulous agents use hawking as a medium to rob citizens. On the other hand, the government should also strike a balance. Before such pronouncement is made, there should be programmes in place structured to alleviate poverty which has always been the issue and reason why people engage in street hawking and trading activities.   
                                        - Mrs.  Kafilat Olakojo 

Well, on the highway I do not think hawking should be allowed but I think it is okay on the streets. The highway is a no, no! Also, robbery can easily be done using hawkers. 
                                         - Balogun Oluwasegun
                                                           
"Bearing in mind the economic reality of this country and impoverished lives of those hawking on streets, the policy needs further review. There ought to have been some palliative measures that will serve as alternatives for street hawkers. The issue is similar to two sides of a coin. Street hawking has some life-threatening disadvantages. But what will become of a woman hawker whose business was destroyed without other better or similar options."
                                           - Prince Sanda Ayobami

In my own opinion, hawking on its own has poised dangers to the lives of many children and even constituted a nuisance to our society. If the Government can look out to enforce having a particular age group to be seen hawking and not children who are of school age or the aged (elderly people) hawking on streets. On another hand, one could disagree as no one chooses street hawking out of choice. Or does any reasonable mother pray for his/her child to become an hawker?
                                       - Oluwaseunfunmi Popoola

It is an introduction to crime. The truth is that hawkers can sometimes be aiding crime, but total prohibition of hawking will greatly increase the rate of crime in Lagos state as people will be left with no choice than to go into stealing. The govt should be able to make alternative source of income for those affected by this prohibition.
                                         - Temitope Humble


It is coming as a response to the destruction of over 40 BRT buses by people last week. For me, that is the only option govt has to make for its loss. However, the law affects those on major highways. 
                                         - Akinola Dhikrullah  

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FUNNY THINGS YOU HAVE DONE BUT WILL NEVER ADMIT

Yes, some of them are funny why some are quite embarrassing. We are all guilty of some, if not all, of these stuffs. Now which one of them would you sincerely admit to that you have committed? 

1. Rushing For Food At Events

During events, especially weddings and it’s time for “Item 13”, almost everybody wants to get to the table as quick as possible and you see Nigerians skipping queues to get there first. The same Nigerians who do this will condemn others for doing so.
 


2. Skipping Queues

Every Nigerians seems to be in a hurry, usually termed “busy for nothing”. Some Nigerians are not disciplined at all when it comes to joining queues, everybody wants to skip or play smart with queues, be it queueing to vote, boarding a commercial vehicle, in the bank etc. we always want to jump queues but nobody wants to admit to the fact that, they’ve ever done this.
 


3. Window Shopping

Almost every Nigerian have done window shopping before but none will admit to this. “We dey form big abi?”
 


4. Packing Food At Events To Send Home

Almost every Nigerian has done this before, especially the women. Not everybody wants to eat their food at an event, so you have many requesting for it packaged for them to take home.
 


5. Farting In Public

Need we say more? You reading this, you know you’ve done it once or twice but did you own up? ?? I think I am also guilty of this.


 6. Sleeping In A Bus or Keke

The busy life in Nigeria makes us wake up at odd hours. So when the day is done, there is a high possibility you will end up sleeping in a bus or keke but ask the average Nigerian on the street and they will vehemently deny it.   


 7. Grammatical Error In English

Nigerians love to laugh at people for making grammatical errors but we forget English is not our mother’s tongue. We’ve all been there before but everybody is good at English and tend to correct you when you make the least error.
 


8. Haggling With No Intention Of Buying

A Nigerian can walk to the market with nothing in his pocket and haggle on goods knowing perfectly well they will not buy it.
This is something most of us have done before.


 9. Eavesdropping On Conversation

Be it in the Bus,  Keke, Taxi or any commercial vehicle, we just can’t mind our own business, you have people eavesdropping on people’s conversation to have something to tell when they get home.
 


10. Buying Something Because It Was Advertised On TV

Nigerians love to buy products all because it was advertised on TV just to prove they have it too. But ask any Nigerian who does that and they will deny it by telling you they’ve been buying it long before it even came on the market.
 


11. Lateness To Events

The Nigerian time (NT) is a well known thing among Nigerians, if we are supposed to be present at 3pm, we will arrive at 7pm. This is something every Nigerian does but the same person will blame others for coming to the event late.
 


12. Dumping Rubbish Into Drains When It Is Raining

Whenever it rains and there is a flood, we all blame the people who dump rubbish into drainage but we are all guilty. We’ve done it before.
 


13. Joining Queues To Be Served Twice

Nigerians are always acting like Oliver Twist and will always skip queues to get served twice. At events when the serving is per head, some will skip through queues after receiving theirs and pretend they never took some just to get two instead of one for everyone.

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Saturday, 2 July 2016

COUPLE RECONCILE AFTER 31 YEARS OF DIVORCE

Wonders, they say, shall never end!

This picture, allegedly posted by the son of the couple who is a Pastor in Abuja, surfaced online in the early hours of  today. 

Funny indeed!

NEWS FLASH: OYHA ASSEMBLY MEMBER ALLEGEDLY GUNNED DOWN BY UNKNOWN GUNMEN





 
The information reaching our newsroom has revealed that some unknown gunmen yesterday reportedly gunned down the honourable member of the Oyo State House of Assembly representing Orelope State Constituency, Hon. G. T. Aremu. 

Kindly stay put as we bring in more details soon. 



Friday, 1 July 2016

APPLY FOR THE BANK OF INDUSTRY 2ND ROUND YOUTH ENTREPRENEURSHIP SCHEME


The Youth Entrepreneurship Support (YES) programme is an ambitious programme by the Bank of Industry (BOI) aimed at addressing youth unemployment in Nigeria which is currently over 50%. According to a 2013 survey by the Nigerian Institute of Social and Economic Research (NISER), most of the capacity building programmes aimed at addressing youth unemployment, have concentrated more on training without any tie-in to the provision of small business loans, which is a critical success factor to the establishment of small businesses. In addition, they hardly take care of the entire training value chain in terms of Entrepreneurship, Business Management and Technical Skills.

Bank of Industry’s N10 Billion Youth Entrepreneurship Support (YES) Programme

Components of the YES Programme

The YES-Programme comprises the following:

1. Eight weeks extensive online Entrepreneurship and Business Management training which has the ability to test participants’ understanding and track their progress.

2. Five (5) days in-class Entrepreneurship and Business Management training (5 modules).

3. Technical skills training in partnership with the various technical training and vocational institutes in the country.
Financing the businesses by BOI under its SME Cluster initiative in consonance with the United Nations Economic Commission for Africa’s Commodity-based Industrialisation Strategy.

Successful Applicants will be trained in the following areas:

Entrepreneurship
Business Management
Technical Skills
Programme Objectives

The YES-Programme has the following broad objectives:

To create an interactive learning platform to train young aspiring entrepreneurs in Entrepreneurship, Business Management and Technical Skills that will ultimately translate into improved efficiency and productivity.
To kindle the entrepreneurial spirit of the youths.
To act as an incubation center where business ideas are nurtured to their full potential as well as entrenching global best practices by inculcating a culture of innovation-driven entrepreneurship and ethics in the programme participants.
Promotion of self-employment among graduates of institutions of higher learning, thereby changing their job-seeking mindset.
To deepen financial inclusion by de-risking the young aspiring entrepreneurs and making them eligible for small business loans to be provided by BOI.

Who Can Apply?

To be eligible for the Competition you must satisfy the following criteria:

The applicant must be a Nigerian.

Must have a viable business idea within the 40 identified clusters that is operated, or will operate in Nigeria.

Must be within the age limits of 18 and 35. (proof of identity: International passport/Drivers License/National ID/Voters card required).

Must possess a minimum educational qualification of Ordinary National Diploma (OND).

Applicant must be able to carry out the application process online.

Application Closing Date
17th July, 2016.

Method of Application

Interested and qualified candidate should:
Click Here http://onlineregportal.com/YesProgramme/Home to Start Application

Procedures to Complete Application

Step 1 – Check Your Eligibility
Check that you are qualified to apply. See the section “Who can apply?” above.

Step 2 – Register
Click the link above to register if you have not already done so
You will receive a confirmation email from YES Programme with all the details you will need to log in.

Step 3 – Complete Application
Once you have successfully registered, log in and click the “Start Application” button on the Start Application Tab on this page. To return to your application, click the “save and continue” button and come back to it at any time. Once you are done with your application, click on the “Submit” button at the end of the form to send it to us. You can submit only ONE application per “application cycle” (typically 3-4 months).

Step 4 – Keep Informed
After the closing date you will be notified if you have been shortlisted for the next stage of the competition. Constantly check the YES Programme homepage for regular updates.

Note: Applicants who applied for the first round but were not successful are encouraged to improve on their submissions and re-apply.

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